I haven’t posted in over a week.

… La Wife says she can’t believe that I didn’t post about July 4^th!

I know I said I would try and not do that, but, I did and you all either have to deal with it and move on … or, deal with it and move on!

So, why not tell you all why I have been slacking?

I am finding out more and more about things my X-boss has said to people and things are starting to come clear as to why so many people stopped talking to me … he lied, a lot.

I am dealing with some medical stuff like so many others of you out there and trying to figure out just how good and or bad of an ideal exploratory surgery is.

I just found out that a story that I have told for over a decade, and that changed my life (I thought), has in fact turned out to be a giant lie that no one can figure out.

I don’t want to tell you what it was or anything about it … I know isn’t that nice?

I never told you the story so it isn’t like you all have missed anything right?

Don’t even start with that it wouldn’t have mattered if I hadn’t just told you all that something was wrong.

Yea, I am typing this out with an evil smirk on my face.

I think you all should also know that this is the first time, in a while, that I almost feel like myself since I found out, so it sucks to be you all, but, at least you can all feel better in knowing the fact that you are helping in my healing.

I have also realized that I have a weird collection of people in my life.

I know, where did that just come from?

Let’s start this off with it is all my fault and I take all the blame … now read on and feel bad about yourselves as needed.

I have segregated myself that is for sure.

I am a recluse and a hermit and am happy being that.

Shut up I know I have issues and know it doesn’t make since.

That being said …

My father and I talk about once a week or so.

It is almost always pleasant and I can’t remember the last time we have had a fight … wow, darn dad you are working harder at this then I give you credit for aren’t you!

My Mom and I talk, well when not busy in life, about once a week also.

The last time we had a fight was on a cruise … it’s strange the things I can remember … but that was solved somehow with people dropping it and notes being passed under doors.

My Sister and I talk, well, to say every few months is almost putting it nicely.

When we do, we laugh and have a good time and then I ponder why we don’t more often.

Well, raising 3 little … La Bandito’s keeps her way busy?

Is that right?

I doubt it … any how, She lives a fast life and has forsaken her only sibling.

(Insert Guilt here)

It’s my fault on that one too though I guess, I am invited to things but they are so far away and last minute (That one is your fault sis :P)

My Brother-In-Law, we have fun when together but he is always on the run working and also helping to raise the 3 La Bandito’s.

Has anyone else caught on that I use my Spanish just, well wrong?

Let’s see, my Dad’s step kids, well we meet so late in life that we don’t talk.

My Stepfather, well, he calls about once a week and is an all right guy.

He is a good guy and fun to be around … needs to buy me something nice to refresh my liking of him though … my love can only be bought after all.

My Stepmother is all right too.

Nice and pleasant and to good for my old man.

She makes him happy though and that’s good enough for me.

Lets see, In-Laws!

I see them more then my own family.

They are cool and invite us to do stuff all of the time, La Wife drags me off and, well that’s about it … I go.

I have nothing bad to say about them, but just to upset La Wife I will also not say anything nice about them … or her for that matter …

Although a lot can be said in that category, they are good people after all.

K, so where am I going with this you ask?

Other then La Wife and the above mentioned people, I have nobody.

Go ahead and say my old Army buddy who still needs a nickname …

He and I talk once a month or so, and that’s about it.

We have a blast and will drop an hour talking like schoolgirls but then nothing again till the next time.

O yea the point, I don’t really have one other then the people I know and hang around with is a small circle or people I find worth my time.

Thanks for being part of it and I will not bad mouth you all anymore then is necessary and once it is no longer entertaining I know I should stop then too!

Now, for the bad part of this … Ying and Yang people … something has changed and I am rather upset no one noticed

I have scene my mother, father, mother-in-law and father-in-law … even a sister-in-law now that I think about it.

My In-Laws noticed though … remember the good people comment mentioned above.

All of you saw me!

The only thing in regards to the subject I am about to talk about is my sister!

O’yea, now it all makes since doesn’t it!

You regret it already and are trying to think how you can get yourselves out of this situation and let me tell you now, you can’t!

La Wife and I sat down to have a quick dinner with my Mother and Father-in-law and they bring up my sister and look me over completely … that’s right, you 2 are getting the blame!

Because although my Father was a detective, we don’t expect a lot of observation skills from him when he is recovering from knee surgery.

My EVIL Mother and Father-in-law made a point to say that … hum … she needs a nick name too now if I am going to bring her up now doesn’t she … Chico for now will work I guess … But that Chico has been going to the gym and is looking great and then about how wonderful and great she is.

How she is a beacon of light in this horrible world and they are just proud that they can claim her in there lives for without her there can be no light, or something like that I didn’t pay attention because lets face it, they think highly of everyone … it’s an old person thing I guess … if I keep this up I think I am going to be written out of the wills so I guess I need to drop this one and quickly …

To the point though, wow, I am rambling but I have to make up for not posting last week.

I had, at that time, lost almost 60 pounds also.

I guess this proves that everyone else see me the same way that I see my self, a fat butt!

La Wife says I am a fool but how can the people closest to me not have noticed?

It is to late now to say anything and anything you will say will just be considered a back peddling of sorts so don’t even bother

So, thank you for either proving me right to La Wife, or making me feel like you all care when in fact you don’t.

Yea, I think that works.

Chico, you have one chance to be the best family member in my book.

That’s if you say anything the next time you see me … then again who knows when that might be?

Well, I am back to feeling bad again so thanks for helping me revert back to the pain and suffering that keeps me going.

Ying and Yang …

And I wonder why the doctor keeps asking me if I am depressed … and the lady at the ammo store …

PS – Buzz is doing fine.

He is flying around with his friends and doing his own thing … he does stay behind some times all by himself but I think that’s just because his wing might hurt to bad to fly as far as the others … or, he smells bad and they don’t want him around?

So, about a month or two, or even more (I am not so sure because I and didn’t really care to be honest, I got a strange phone call.

It went something like this:

Me – Hello

Them – Hello, is this John (Last name blanked out as to protect the innocent)

Me – Yes (Insert reaching for the hang up button)

Them – Where you by chance married to a Jennifer (Last name left out as to show no ties toward her in an attempt to forget that part of my life, and to keep her bill collecting agencies off my tail …)

Me – (Insert WTF thoughts) Yes, I was … (She must be dead, I can have my dog back!)

Them – Hi, do you have a minute or two so that I can talk to you, I am her soon to be X-mother-in-law?

Me – (Thoughts of I guess this means she isn’t dead, and I am not getting my old dog back) Sure, what’s up?

Long story short, this woman tells me that Jen is married, still playing Every Quest on an upwards of 8+ hours a day.

They have 2 children, loosing another during a pregnancy.

Is on all kinds of medications and still doesn’t have a job.

Causing her to gain even more weight, and calling for her to take more drugs for depression.

She has also cheated on her husband and left him taking the children.

The worst thing I found out though was, that there youngest child was allergic to Dogs and they gave away my dog to some stranger’s … yea, not so happy about this one.

Considering one of the agreements was that if anything ever came up I got her back!

I was also informed that I was abusive, and controlling.

Not letting her leave the house, or ever see her friends and family.

Saying that she finally ran away one day when I left for work … yeppers, wow I was a jerk, I would have left me too!

I get asked all kinds of strange questions like if I have heard form her or know where she is … and of course I say no because why in the world would she contact me, I’m the abusive & controlling X?

So then this strange woman asks if I will write up a letter saying how she acted and what brought our relationship to an end, as in regards to the amount of time she devoted to Ever Quest.

The phone call ends and I sit on this for a few hours and when La Wife comes home sees something is wrong and I tell her all about it.

I few hours latter I decided to call the X and tell her about this strange phone call I got …

She informed me that she was on the ‘lamb’ per say because it was in fact her husband who was cheating and threatening her.

I asked about the dog and was informed that she had forgotten … big surprise right?

I then asked about me being controlling, she said I was always trying to make her go to work and never letting her just play Ever Quest … yeppers that’s the same as never letting her leave the house right?

I asked when I was physically abusive to her … yea, she said one time I was very upset and grabbed her and threw her into a hallway door, but that she deserved it … when did I have a place with a hallway with a closet door in it?

I think you get the jest of this … yea this was a weird day in my little world for sure!

I sent them both an E-mail saying thanks for the memories but I would not get involved.

I have been out of the loop for about 7 years and I cannot speak for her as it has been so long … and to leave me alone!

So that’s about it, I wonder how many people she told these things to, and I think I now know why her parents hated me so much.

You people that knew her, and about those times, feel free to post your thoughts and if you think any of what she said was true … or even contradictions to it … you know like I took the keys to her truck and wouldn’t let her drive to work or anything … and how I kept everything of hers refusing to give it back.

For those of you who don’t know, I packed it all up and boxed it for her leaving it in the living room so she could just come in and take it all … she left all kinds of stuff that I latter mailed to her at the cost of a pretty penny or two.

The best part of all of this is … still not the strangest phone call I have received!

At least one of you has asked about Buzz.

OK, so only one of you has in fact asked about Buzz.

So here it is, birds, I think, enjoy flying and being free.

I think I would if I was a bird for a day … then again they more then likely think that having thumbs is a good thing and we don’t even take note of them because they are what they are and we are so used to having them.

What would a dog do if it had thumbs for a day?

Open all of the cabinets and get all of the food, then let it’s self out to run around the neighborhood for hours and hours.

That’s what a dog would do … at least Wonder Dog would!

Most of the other wildlife around here would freak out!

I mean, what would a rabbit or a blue jay do with thumbs?

Speaking of other animals, I have scene a bunch of cardinals and blue jays this year.

Also, raccoons, rabbits, owl’s and a falcon/hawk this week so it has been a good week to go walking with Wonder Dog this week.

Mind you, Wonder Dog hasn’t scene any of them.

Not even the butterfly that landed on her head … she is so the most broken hound doggy!

Well, now that we think about this they did have the mouse with a human ear attached to it’s back.

It looked strange so I am sure thumbs would be very out of place, right?

Monkeys have thumbs … we know that they do!

You know, all the same things a little kid does … hehe

Although monkeys do know how to use there most blessed thumbs for fighting.

Saw a video on that and it was not pretty!

Plus the crazed monkeys are so darn strong!

Speaking of strong creatures with thumbs, I was watching the cartoon Batman and he was fighting a gorilla that was smarted then most humans able to speak and made machines and things.

Now, I do love me some Batman and will put him against any other hero but come on, if a gorilla was to hit him in the head, it would be over!

I, like Batman, am a near perfect specimen of human evolution and pride my knowledge, again like Batman, in my investigation skills and martial arts prowess (HAHA!)

I though, know my limitations and I think that even though I could take out Superman and O so many other super heroes, not just because I know there secrets and would take full advantage of them but also I am just that good, all at the same time know that if a gorilla was to hit me in the head that the fight would not only be over but my secret identity would never be figured out … because my face would be completely demolished including my teeth … also my fingertips would be mysteriously cloaked … yea, that would be my lame power wouldn’t it?

“Hum, we can’t ID him because his fingerprints are blank?”

Yea, I can’t get a cool utility belt, a nifty mask that hides my face, a ring that does … well anything or some cool power to help me fight crime.

Nope I would end up with unidentifiable fingerprints.

This brings up a good point though, what super power would I want?

I figured that our buzzard friend needed a name.

So, me being of great imagination, I decided to name him Buzz!

Some of you might think after the great first (Fake) man to walk on the moon, but in fact it was because it is the short name version of what he is.

He was atop his little perch once again today.

All alone I might add … and I called La Wife to tell her about him.

She decided I needed to help him out and call animal control or something.

So, I did.

Animal control shows up … Buzz decided to finally move for the first time in a week.

Go figure?

So the trapper and I got to talk and he told me that even if he would have been on his perch in the mid-sky he could not in fact capture him.

That would be my job?

He informed me that I should get a net or a tarp and after I catch him that he would then come back and take him away.

To kill him!

So, I thought long and hard about this and decided.

Buzz, although he might be in pain and missing his friends, is at least close to his friends and getting food.

We think that his wing is working better because he is gliding a little now and then off of his little tower.

I told the nice man who kills things for a living he could go and that we would wait for nature to do what ever it feels is best.

So, much to so many of you alls disapproval, I will not be chasing Buzz with a net or tarp … although I have been thinking about getting a net gun for when ever Wonder Dog escapes …

We can only hope that he gets to feeling better so he can rejoin his ‘friends’ eating the nasty unwanted food of our lands and looking as ugly as ever … or at least die far away so I don’t know what happened to him and can picture him flying around … and so I don’t have to see his friends eating him, yea that would be disturbing!

Cannibalism is cool and don’t think if it comes down to it I am not going to cook a persons leg on a spit, (Would that be dark or light meat?) but I don’t really want to see it with a creature I have now named.

Well, once again today I found myself walking around looking at things and thinking about other things.

Wow my job is mind numbing at times!

Then I looked up and saw a bird.

Not just any bird but a turkey buzzard.

Yea, not much of a bird but still a bird none the less and that is the point to this story.

It was sitting up on top of a low tower that it had … wait lets go back a step …

About a week ago we noticed this ugly creature and saw that it was hopping around all over the place with one wing cocked off to its side.

We deduced, because we had nothing better to do that day either, that it had broken its wing in some way.

So now, once again I see the bird and it is now sitting all by it’s self at the top of a short tower that it had hopped up the stairs of to reach.

About 50 feet away stood a water tower that just a week before it would have been sitting with all of it’s ‘friends’ much higher in the air.

It accrued to me then, this guy is all alone, hurt, scared, hungry and sad.

Can a buzzard can be sad?

Why not?

So I started thinking.

This poor guy not only can’t fly but he can’t even get to perch with his friends … who will eat him the second he dies …

He is just trying to get as close to his old ‘home’, and just can’t make it.

This some how bothered me and almost made me think I had feelings.

This made me think of a few movies …

I Robot, were at the end all of the old robots are huddled together in the trailers.

City of Angels, when at the end the fallen angel goes to where he knows his old friends are even though he can’t see them.

The Next Karate Kid, as they try and nourish the hawk back to health.

All of this led me to realize a few things.

Just like this guy though, at the end of the day when I am in need of help how many of my ‘friends’ will show up to help me or leave me alone to starve and die all by myself.

Then eat me …

Then after I do kick the proverbial bucket they would all then act like they did care, and say how they did everything they could but it just wasn’t enough … hypocrites and liars!

Just like so many church going folk I might add!

Just so you know, we tried feeding the bird but it ran away from us.

What do you expect from a creature hated, hurt and afraid …

This Blog really doesn’t have much of a point.

It’s just been over a week and this is what is on my mind today, so I am sharing.

Just like they told me I should do in school to make friends … I hope they don’t eat me!

Just like my littlest niece said … I am not a cookie!

So last night we had some company come over to play cards.

Once again it turned into an all night thing with 3 of them leaving around 3am and one crashing out on our sofa.

We smiled and laughed barely missing food and or liquid coming out of our face holes from well timed jokes.

It popped into my head last night how strange it is to see how people know each other.

Who would have thought that a collage kid, a out of work computer tech, a medical records clerk, a security guard, a person between jobs and a yellow pages add sales men could all end up meeting let alone having such a fun time?

None of us went to school together and most of us didn’t even grow up here.

None of us work together and only 2 of us were related, well 3 of us now I guess … against my better judgment I might add!

I forget sometimes how hard it is to meet new people and even harder sometimes as to why we do … or even why we put up with some of the others we already have …

Then nights like last night come around and remind me.

I can say though that I only have 2 friends … yea isn’t that sad … not to me!

I have many, many acquaintances, but I only have 2 friends

All though they are just as close, if not closer in some ways, then my family.

They are of course, La Wife (I know she is family but deal with it) and … hum I need a nick name for him don’t I …

What should I call him … hum this is kid of hard!

NO, he is NOT imaginary!

Maybe I ought to do a poll and voting to see what everyone else thinks I should call him?

Until then …

You all know who he is though, ________ and he is just a good guy who for some reason likes me and to be honest I just don’t know why.

La Wife is also just a wonderful person … she could do better and needs to run before I ruin her life anymore but for some reason she thinks I am OK and it might work out … I never said she was bright …

She and He are people I know I can call at anytime and they will do anything for me.

I hope they know I will do the same for them also!

So, all I am saying is, thanks for the people who choose to be I my life.

Yep that’s it, sorry for a letdown but this is all you are getting today.

That and Sax’s comedy club is fun and you should go … and take me when you do!

Last year I wrote about our Fallen Veterans, the things they have done and given up for our freedoms in this Great Nation of ours.

People, I think anyway, take these gifts for granted.

When we say we have freedom, we do not have absolute freedom, having some things that we can’t do.

We also have Big Brother always looking over our shoulder in ways I think are violations of the Constitution …

People complain that we don’t have about freedom and that in fact we have very little.

No, we have just gotten greedy and think that we deserve more … Ok I agree in more then a few ways … but I think it is because so many haven’t traveled the world and scene first hand how much we have, and how little the others do.

People forget that our allotment of freedom includes things like me being able to write this Blog and others to read it.

There are places in the world still were they are not allowed to speak in public, read anything … even learn how to read for that matter, and so many other things that we TRULY take for granted

We have all heard about book burnings in other countries.

What about all of the Slave trading still going on all around the world.

Then also we have all the religion being taken away from the people, and then people killed because they are of a different faction of the same religion.

Can you imagine if that was to happen here?

Baptists against Southern Baptists … hum … isn’t that one of the ways that Jesus got so popular after his death and got his faith so popular … gotta love Catholics …

Back to a point … so many people remember the Fallen Veterans, as they should today, because they did so much, but …

Today is all about the memory of the people who died in the military fighting all around the world and even state side for our protection and freedoms.

This day was originally called Decoration Day, and was to pay respect to the Union soldiers after the Civil War… I guess the Yanks might have gotten something right?

Then after World War I they decided to include all military from any conflict.

I am thinking about going into another direction though … yea, trying to be respectful today so keep you mind in check will ya …

How about the people in America who have died in the effects to keep America safe, from both others and ourselves?

We, in my opinion, need to pay respect to people like Fire Fighters, the Law Enforcement and of course, one of the most under rated and best/worst professions in America … Correctional Enforcement work.

We have our soldiers and I will never take anything away from them.

What about our Fire Fighters, referred to as Professional Hero’s.

They daily offer their lives up for people they don’t know and only hope to help others.

The Police Officers who at a moments notice can find themselves in a gun fight from something as small as pulling someone over for a traffic violation going bad.

Of course the Department of Corrections, ALL employee’s not just Security personal, who are forced to work with the people that we have declared the scum of society and don’t want to be around anymore known for murder, battery on other things even worse the rap.

We should also throw in Paramedics into this.

They don’t go running into fires as often as Fire Fighters but they do find them selves in some crazy situations that can be just as bad.

Then again we also have he people state side who most of us dislike most of the time and bad mouth on more then one occasion … Politicians.

I mean we all remember the original Politicians who decided to not only break away from England because they thought it was the right thing to do, but also thought enough to come up with an ideal and dreams of what they wanted and what we needed.

Now and days though, they have to be the people who make laws that need to be made knowing that they will be disliked for there decisions.

How would you like to be forced to decided what is good for the mass when the minority sometimes gets looked over … yea … that’s got to suck!

Now that is of course the minority of Politicians as we all know, but they do have some who are not completely corrupted … I think …

I wanted to make some big long Blog about that was moving and heart lifting … I did that last year and don’t think I can do it again to myself let alone everyone else.

You should know how I feel and if not reread last years Memorial Day and Veterans Day Blog’s.

We need to pay tribute to our military personal for sure.

We should pay respect to our fallen brothers and sister who have kept us safe.

We also need to remember that the people who stay state side, and live dangerous lives so that we can live the life we live, need to be respected also.

These people, and so many others who will stand up next to them also, are one of the reasons why America will stay standing as the Last and Most Powerful Super Power in the world.

They say that China has never truly been concurred.

They have changed leadership more then a few times, but they have not been forced to change their faith, language or general way of life.

I am proud to say though, that if anyone was to try and take over America they would not just fail, but the repercussions a pone them would be a show to make it known never to even think about doing something so stupid ever again … to them and any other …

I know that I, and everyone I know, would stand up and fight along side each other.

I know that prisoners would come out of the prisons and fight because of the love they have for this land and the people they care about who might loose their freedom.

Wouldn’t that be a scary sight … they would, I am sure, do wonders for the cause but the clean up afterward and getting them back might be difficult.

Think about how this country stood together after the Twin towers … God have mercy on the fools who wish to have that bonded combination of fear and anger turned against them as we as a Nation stand up and fight back.

Terrorists know that they only way they can hurt us is by doing cowardly single attacks because they can not, I will repeat this again, CAN NOT take us on our own land!

We will stand together even tighter, putting Race and Religion aside, even putting Gang colors and dislikes aside.

I have faith that we will not only stand up together so much more then just to defeat the invaders, but to also destroy anyone attempting to hurt our home.

Now if we can just figure out a way to get this bond during the rest of the time …

Back to the point though … thank you my brothers and sisters.

Those who have, do and will do what needs to be done when it needs to be done.

This country is by far one of the best in the world, if for no other reason then it’s people.

So let us think about EVERYONE who HAS, DOES and WILL stand up to protect this Country and the people in it!

God Bless this Country, it’s people and the ideals that it is based on!

This is a topic just to throw up so I can say that I do a Blog every week … ish …

Is hell really filled up with nothing but bad people?

Or, do some of the bad people end up going to Heaven?

Can’t you picture it now?

Hitler ends up in Heaven, not because he is a good guy but because he was needed to make the Jews Heaven a little better so they can beat him up every once and awhile.

Or, is it that they are just so bad that God doesn’t want them rewarded by going into Hell, because he is afraid they will get patted on the back by Satan and given a nice position of power … you know like a torturer over the J-Walkers?

In that case, does God have a second Hell to keep them all seperated, hum?

Or, did Hitler end up going to Heaven because he was a needed soul.

You know one of the souls that have to do horrible things for the betterment of humanity.

I know, wow, is he really saying that Hitler had a positive effect over mankind?

Well, no … wait, in a way yes too …

He was a monster in so many ways and did so MANY, MANY horrible acts that I could never say that they would make him a ‘good’ person.

He was though a very powerful turning point for humanity toward a positive effect.

Yea, you know … we all became friends because we had a common enemy.

What brings people together quicker then fear?

So, that brings me back to what Hell is … I don’t know.

God, the most all powerful thing in the universe who created all things, instead of striking down the fallen angels he just let them leave to temp mankind and to rule over a dark place where the people who can’t get into Heaven seem to go.

Wait, could it all be part of some greater plan?

Remember my Blog about how God and Satan sitting down talking about things that need to be done and Satan stepping up because he wanted to please God … yea I didn’t’ think so, but I am just saying, it could have worked that way.

God might have put that spark of rebellion into Satan …wait he must have he created him after all didn’t he?

He also could have stopped him sooner, being that he knows what is to come and all but he didn’t …

So latter Satan would lead the rebellion and take over the underworld … wow, I am starting to sound like some kind of Satan lover aren’t I … this, I hope, is being read as I intend it to be written and not as I am praising Satan or something.

This is one of the times I contemplate hitting backspace, a lot … especially if I ever want to get into politics this would SURLY be used against me!

Back to what Hell is …

Some would say it is some flaming pit … well not the Catholics, to children anyway … yea about that, don’t we want them to be afraid of Hell so they behave?

Some would say it is just a void of nothing.

Some would say it is your worse fear of just something horrible.

Such as reliving some terrible thing over and over again.

Some would say that Hell is eternal and ever lasting.

What does the Bible say … come on people, read it yourself already and figure it out!

I can’t tell you all everything!

Back to some point like thing, people don’t talk about Hell … why is that it anyway, is it Taboo and no one sent me the memo?

I don’t know why really, it is kind of a BIG subject in what ever incarnation of faith that you look at isn’t it?

OK, unless you believe in reincarnation that is … I am going to be a dung beetle for sure!

My personal Hell would be something along the lines of losing my mind and then to wonder around not knowing anything other then the pains of my body in a lost scared place … mind you I think that is only a few decades away but not the point at the moment … also, only if the world doesn’t end in 2012 as we all suspect …

O, come on people I just wrote about it last week and you have already forgotten about it … not helping me feel like you all care!

Eternity is such a long time too … I have problems with that and think a loving God might too … can you get good behavior time off.

Then again what is good behavior in Hell?

You torture and hurt people all day … this is starting to hurt my head …

I can see it now, you get a 1-week vacation but the world is destroyed by then and Heaven will not let you in … yea sounds like a blast

I have read a few books and watched a few movies that have made me think over time.

I am not so sure Hell is what we all think and fear it is … it isn’t good and I don’t think it is eternal but then again … time would be different there I think also.

You know like when you fall asleep for 5 min and have a dream that takes weeks it seems in your head.

If we don’t have bodies to keep track of time who is to say that our minds will not know how long time is, and it is then slowed down to prolong the torment?

La Wife and I have said that we would be willing to give up our souls for eternity to be stuck in Hell if we got 2 things out of it.

I am not sure whom I would allow into my bunch of people so you all need to be nice to me or I might forget your name that day … like the do at the Academy Awards.

All I am saying is, don’t forget the reason we are all supposed to be good … you know so we don’t end up going there!

Mind you, it would be nice to see everyone I know on a daily bases …

So I have been thinking about the topic line for some time now.

Most religions say that the end is near.

Mostly, in my opinion anyway, because they have been saying it for a couple thousand years now and they have to keep the story going.

A lot of other people, OK not as many … ok not so many after all but I am thinking enough to throw this though in as well, think that the end of the world will come at the end of the Mayan calendar.

Something strange does happen at that time and that is that the planets will all be in alignment for the first time in some stupid amount of time like 80 million years or something crazy, sorry I have forgotten the exact number.

Well the good news is it isn’t the end of the world according to more then a few ‘scientist’ … well for most of us and with my luck I will be one of the many to die … it is the next reset and then we still have a few more era’s to live through that cycle until the next one about 5 thousand years latter.

According to the Mayan calendar that is.

Now we do need to worry about all of the Pisces being upset because there time is going to be over as they are forced to pass the torch on to the Aquarius’s, but hea, only if you believe in that Astrology stuff right?

This all brings up an interesting point.

I was thinking that if it was the end of the world then Christianity kind of got proven a lie.

I know, can’t wait for this one right …

Almost all of Revelations hasn’t happened yet so, if the last book of the Bible is a lie …

Then again, if it isn’t the end of the world just the time of challenge as so many other people think I guess that does kind of go with Revelations doesn’t it …

This is getting harder and harder to keep straight in my head, I am not sure what direction I am facing now so how do I decide what ancient pagan faith system to follow?!?!

If we can only find the other Crystal Skulls and figure out all of there secrets in time!

So, if it isn’t the end of the world, but a partial reset after some type of disaster or something and then the Mayan calendar keeps going into the 6^th age what does that mean?

It means the end technology and going back to living and working the land.

I know this seems like rambling but I am going someplace, sorta.

OK, so lets say that the end is coming and lets look at our people today before the great reset and if it is a good ideal to have one …

We have become imperfect people haven’t we?

We have crimes now that people from the 50’s and 60’s could never, ever even imagine.

We have criminal actions now that laws haven’t even been made for.

Just this last week the 21 year old guy who beat up his 17 year old girlfriend and then took her 3 month old, not his child I might add, and drove down the road throwing it out the window killing if … yea and people ask why I think it isn’t a good world to try and raise a child in anymore.

There are laws against what he did, but come on, that’s just EVIL!

We have also grown to be a larger people now.

So, yes the population has increased but each of us is equal to 2 people form olden times.

Wow, that makes me feel even fatter … I need a fudge cycle to try and help me feel better!

Sure, go ahead and say it is because of the hormones in the food … you know the same hormones that have our children having ‘growth spurts’ at younger and younger ages, and I am not talking about height and you all know it, leading to even more sin in the world.

I have not been so happy with my job lately, like everyone else I know.

Also, I know, and I am just happy to have a job right now so drop it and listen to me cry about this already!

I thought that changing it up and going back into the security aspect of it would help … I think that made it worse.

I am not this bad mind you … I just wanted to use this picture.

(HEHE)

I now have to work with a bunch of people who are, well, stupid.

I am trying to be modest, honestly I am, but I am a light year ahead or so of some of these people.

No, not the inmate’s people, the other staff!

They think they know it all, and that they know what is going on.

Guess what, if you have only been around for 2 years you don’t know anything about the system or the games that MUST be played.

We all know we have to play games and put on different faces with different people and supervisors.

In a prison though it is a LITTLE different!

I have learned how to play a lot of the games, because of this I have one of the most longed for jobs where I work … honest!

I openly admit my nose is brown from time to time so shut up and move on!

These people upset me to say the least and make me want to smack them.

As much fun as that would be I can’t so, that means I need to figure out how to pass all this anger and hostility and go back to appreciating what I have.

So I need to find something to help me realign my Chi … this is going to be hard to believe and I hope that all of you are sitting down when you read what I am about to type, but, cartoons aren’t cutting it anymore!

I think I have figured out how to fix it though, and I think it is wrong too …

I think I have found an inner peace that neither Mother Teresa nor Gahundi could find. I fear Budda and even Jesus for that matter might have never found this level of inner peace as I have.

What ever could it be?

These people had wonderful lives filled with good deeds and did such powerful actions of good that they have been forth onto a legendary status.

What is it I have found that could possibly compare???

I know lets see if I can give you all a clue … what do all of these people have in common?

No, not a lack of sex you perverts and according to the Catholic church’s way of trying to force beliefs out that a certain book was all lies and that the FICTION label on the front of it wasn’t good enough making me believe that it might be based on more truth they are willing to say … shut up that makes since to me and I am not re-writing it out!

I mean Jesus was the Son of God born to a mortal woman and raised by a mortal household with mortal friends.

What does that mean?

Some people have not really felt the effects of the economy.

You know, the rich people who don’t know what a days work is being that they have never done one!

The rest of us have scene gas prices go up, food prices rise because of gas prices going up and so many other variations that are to many to say in this silly part of the web I call my own, AKA my Bloguverse.

I, like so many others, have not gotten a raise in years.

There is even now a bill trying to take away 4 recent of my pay because us state employees make too much I guess.

Wow, when did that start and what am I doing with all that crazy cash?

It must be La Wife taking all of it to buy shoes, then having a storage unit to keep them in, then the gas to and fro to said storage unit to get said shoes … yea I think it is just a lie being put forth from our lovely government.

You know, the people that we elected in to keep us safe and protect us from things like this from happening!

I have a thought, lets see … if I voted for the pay cut, after they just gave themselves one I might add, does that sound like a good ideal if I wanted to get re-elected?

I mean ALL of the state employees must have a little voting power … right?

La Wife and I are living on the High Hog in real life terms.

We have a house, 2 vehicle (That are reliable) and jobs with benefits that don’t make us hate ourselves everyday when we go to them.

In this modern world that is saying so much!

We have had to cut out on … wait actually we haven’t had to change anything and in fact bought a new house, so again I have no room to complain.

This week though something did effect me.

I don’t normally talk about other people, so please take this as and for what it is …

Something bad, and all around rather upsetting.

We, who live in Central Florida anyway, know a man.

Some would say a Legend and some might say a myth when it comes to some of the stories about his greatness.

This man, has been called a Messiah.

He has single handedly whooped more men behind completely random locations then any combination of gangs out on the streets can claim as a whole.

He has written music to entertain us, making us both laugh and cry at times

He has supported our troops and stood up for the underdog.

So, if you haven’t figured it out, or heard because it did make the Orlando Sentinel’s front page … Bubby ‘Whoop Ass’ Wilson was let go do to budget cuts from Clear Channel Communications only show standing up against Howard Stern, The Monster in the Morning.

I know this kind of sounds like a joke but I think I need to pay some tribute to this man.

All joking aside …

He has made me laugh, he has made me darn near cry at times, he has made me stop and think, he has reminded me DAILY that we have troops over seas and then reminded me why they were over there.

I have listened to him for over a decade, wow that’s a long time now that I think about it.

The Monsters will go on, unhappily I might add form what they keep saying, and they will also keep supporting him, having him on the show when ever they can … just without pay.

So, the big economy finally hit me and I don’t like it!

Thanks a lot all you government types who are supposed to be looking out for us and just refuse to because money is more important then keeping your word as to what you would do for us as, the people depending on you.

It hurt me because I have lost someone I enjoy before his time.

I have it easy though.

He, like so many other people in the US, is now unemployed and having to worry about his family and how to pay the bills.

Wow, thanks big business and government!

We might be the greatest place in the world to live, and I do believe that, but I’ll be darned if we don’t need some help up in Washington!

I should run for some type of government position, I don’t know how to make people believe that I am going to look out for them but darn it I’m not going to get paid off and side with the wrong group for just a few bucks in my pocket!

So Bubba, like you have done to and for so many others, I salute you!

Thank you for ‘Ready for the Weekend’, ‘Southern Girls’ and every other song you have ever written.

To say you will be missed is a grave understatement …

I somehow got hooked on watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

For the few, the proud, the kept in a closet way to long because they still don’t understand why ‘I’ll be back’ is silly … this show is based on the Terminator movies.

You know, robots take over the world after AI is perfected and then they decide that humans are bad and try to kill us all … not being bale to they send the Governor of California back in time to kill the mother of the leader of the resistance … yea weak but it works and still makes money!

So, this is her life story, or was I should say because it just got canceled (Darn you Fox!)

Lets see if I can get back to some semblance of a point here …

I got an I-Phone!

I know, not what you were thinking but it does apply!

I love my phone!

I was going to get a second computer for La Wife and I but then I got a wonderful gift from some guy I think … yea it was a guy … why did he give it to me … was it stolen … why didn’t I go back to his place for that lollypop either now that I think about it …

O’ yea, back to the point …

I don’t think I can live without it now.

It doesn’t rule my life, but, it isn’t to far off I fear!

It does everything, no really people, almost literally everything.

So, what is the next step?

How far away from good old HAL 9000 are we at this point?

At what point are we going to let the computers take over, O come on, you know it isn’t to far off into the future.

We relay on computer so much now.

Try and go a week without touching one and tell me how long that lasts.

Work = Mandatory

Military = Mandatory

Personal life = … yea I will go with Mandatory!

Does the government have a back up plan for if the power goes out?

Does anyone know how to do just about anything anymore without Google or a print out?

I have said it before but America doesn’t produce anything.

We are consumers.

What does that mean when the power fails and we have to survive?

More then likely the rest of the world will be in the same boat … not that we will know because we can’t call them!

So, we don’t produce enough food to carry us over for very long.

Then again, how are we going to go about paying for things because none of us have cash anymore and the banks will not be working.

What about medications?

Without computers and machine companies how are we going to make them?

Wait a second … this might work out … this could be the answer to world overpopulation …

First off, everyone in the hospital and nursing homes will pass away …

Second, all of the rich snobs who don’t know how to work for a living will die off …

Thirdly, all of the politicians will be eaten because we will need food and lets face it we as American’s love our meat … they are a little fat most of them but we can use there fat as wax and blubber to keep us warm at night.

Then only the strong will survive!

They will not be able to drive answer mind you because the pumps don’t work, but they will survive!

Lets see who will make it …

Farmers and back woods hillbillies!

Yeppers, you know what will happen 5 years after the rednecks and hillbillies take over is don’t you?

That’s when the Intergalactic Federation of Planets will come down and see how our development is coming … and make us down as a ‘Do not bother coming back’ planet …

Not that any of this matters because in 2012 it’s all over anyway … Then I will get to meet God and ask all the important questions …

What ever happened to Hoffa’s body?

What really happened to Hitler?

Why did we all care about JR enough to ask who shot him, wasn’t it enough that someone did already?

If Larry, Darryl and Darryl were all figments of Newheart’s dream, what did they represent?

How is it that a man can only draw with a puppet on his hand?

Where did B.A. keep all the spare body parts for his van?

If the little builder people know that the Fraggle’s are going to eat what they are building … why not move?

Speaking of Fraggle’s, if Popeye couldn’t make kids eat Spinach, what makes you think a piece of cloth with a hand in it’s bum can make kids eat radishes?

Did the Pigs in Space every figure out why they were there?

On that subject … Why did everyone keep lying to, and giving Fozzie a chance at a comedy career?

These are just a few of the things running through my head … aren’t you glad it isn’t yours!

Just thinking aloud to myself, and hoping that HAL never wakes up into a real thing … keep dreaming HAL, keep dreaming …

I used to have a temper.

I used to think I was the man and could take on the world.

I then got out of shape and lower my standards to the realization that just about anyone could beat me up.

Now I have been exercising again and although still way out of shape, I am feeling the cocky drive coming forth once again.

To the guy’s out there they know what I am saying and this means, I think I can take on the world … that 24 year old muscle’y kid with a black belt around his waist is still a punk and I can smack him down with one good James Bond style Judo Chop!

I mean this is what I think I look like!

To the woman who read this they see a pathetic guy who they agree with because they know it helps me by stroking my ego in the hopes that I will not go home and cry myself to sleep from the pathetic wretch I have become … aka old age, fat and lazy!

I studied martial arts off and on thought out my life … I was trained to be a killer by the Army and then also taught the ways of prison life survival as an officer … what does that mean in real life terms you might ask …

I know how to stand with pride and honor and prepare for the fight … OK it might need some work …

I know how to take a hit and my size, aka girth, means it’s harder to hurt me … so I can stand there and outlast the other guy … right?

I have learned that if things got out of hand … ok when they do … I have a back up plan!

The truth though is, one thing is inevitable …

So, what does this do to my ego you might ask …

O, how my world sucks … time to go back to the gym … at least then I can justify my hard core champion ego until I am 40 I guess … I need a hobby!

The truth is though, I can beat up anyone under the age of … 5 and possibly almost everyone ove the age of 75, unless they are Asian Monks … at that point I think I can take them once they hit the death bed right before the last breath … then again more ten likely not being they are Hard Core to the end … them and Chuck Norris …

So watch out world, I am not down for the count yet!!!

Some times something might not be the best, or it might seem like the wrong time, or the doctor is still watching you after he heard grandma is thinking about taking you out of the will and you are alone in the room with her and the life support machine cord is right next to your foot and … sorry …

The point is, something comes a long and you just know it might be right for you.

That being said, a 2007 Harley Road King Classic is never wrong for me!

(I hope that if I keep thinking positive and showing people what I REALY want I might find it outside my door one day!)

Another thing that I have found to be right, at this moment anyway, is my La Wife.

She gets me, most of the time, and understands me, again most of the time, and tries to make me happy … at this point most of the time sounds stupid if I say it again doesn’t it?

She got me a great gift as always for my B-Day but the little side gift is what I am talking about today.

That’s right, the gift that I am sure is 1/10 the price of the other gift is getting all the noise today … the T-Shirt.

Most none of you will get it or understand it.

It is a plain gray shirt with a dirty blond headed boy wearing a gas mask asking the question “Are you my mummy?”

God that is classic, well, not so much it is only about 3 years old but I am going with it is going to be classic and the rest of the space time universe just needs to catch up.

You know, kind of like Pong … who knew it was going to be a classic right?

I know, gasmask, mummy, what does that have to do with anything and why is it even close to being a classic thing.

Ask all you want, she gets it and that’s what it is all about!

People ask why we are tighter sometimes, I mean she can do SO much better but we make it work.

So, some of you might not see things our way, but again, it’s our life!

Thanks La Wife, you done good yet again … big surprise right?

I only hope that Wife #3 puts a ¼ of the effort into me as you do!

Doe’s anyone else think it’s a bad thing that La Wife knows she will get shelved if ever see Wife #3?

My sweet little 24’ish year old Asian woman, with her green eyes and Irish accent … what’s a nice and proper way to say that she needs more then a training bra too … I will think about that and, wait, damn I typed it out didn’t I … O’ well backspace is annoying to hit that many times to remove it so deal with it!

Thanks La Wife, you rock and get me … sometimes!

PS, the other gift I will Blog about after we have done it … Big Fun though for sure!

All about the resurrection of Christ … um … let’s look at this for a second!

Let’s see, we all hear about how Bunnies and Eggs don’t go very well with the ideal of it all and how these things come from other religions, that after the Christians ransacked them, in a the hopes of keeping them appeased, let them keep some holidays and just renamed them.

Melded them in with other things so everyone was happy.

So how do we fix that you might ask?

We hand out chocolate because everyone loves chocolate!

Then we all do evil things to said chocolate …

You all might have noticed that I love debunking or commenting about holidays and in truth I was thinking about how I could do that to this one as well.

I also decided that I should play nice with others after my sister did a Blog about the day as well, and as much as I love up showing her I decided to let he have this day.

It really doesn’t matter were the roots come from,

Or that the timing is off,

Or even that Passover is … well … passed over and we now celebrate this Pagan/Heathen day …

(O come on you know I had to say something!)

It is now something different, it has evolved into a day that we step back and remember what was done for us.

Someone stepped forth and was tortured, humiliated and then gave up his life for us.

I have all kinds of jokes and silly things to stay and I keep backspacing over them.

So, I guess I do have a little faith … of a fear of repercussion?

Yea, so, that’s about it … I can’t believe I am keeping my mouth shut!

I got some killer stuff in my head too!

Go remember though what it is supposed to be about today, and not what it once was … it’s just like how we like looking at history and everything else that offends us, you know, we rewrite it and so that it lets us feel good about it and ourselves.

Sorry, one comment just wasn’t enough I guess … you should have seen the other stuff I had like how the first Zombie was created … told you, I had some good stuff!

I can’t help it I need to add this picture … I am so going to Hell!

1) You go to church to raise your children in a positive environment that you yourself might not believe in for the hopes that they will turn out better then you did.

1.5) You have kids!

2) You swerve into oncoming traffic to avoid the child riding in the road instead of screaming ‘100 Points if his helmet comes off!’

3) You buy a filing cabinet to keep your important documents in.

3.5) You have important documents!

4) You realize that you job is worth staying at because it has good benefits.

4.5) You have a job with benefits.

5) You are worried when they send you a credit card offer for 10K, and you know you qualify.

6) You worry about your credit score instead of just putting that big purchase on your 10K credit card.

7) You notice that not only all them gray hairs in your head don’t bother you anymore, but also the declining lack of hair in general stopped bothering you as well.

8) You are proud of your strong work ethic … and like to think that others take note of it as well …

9) You stopped doing things because you understand consequences such as jail, STD’s and injury.

10) Things hurt … or everything hurts (Signs of why #9 is so important)

11) You respect and fulfill your obligations and responsibilities.

That’s just what’s going on in my head today, I need a hobby something bad and I know it so shut up already!

Something else that’s going on in my little head is how I am reading this book and it bring up some good points about things so many people question in the Bible.

Such as in the book of Genesis it says that on the fifth day God created man … ‘Let us make man in our image’ (Gen 1:26)

Question #1 – Wasn’t Adam made on day #6?

Question #2 – Let ‘US’ make man in ‘OUR’ image?

Yea follow-up on #2 please … Us and Our … plural wording?

Wait, wait, wait … The point I read form this is who says that this isn’t the proof of all the other ‘Man’ types like Cro-Magnon?

You know in most older Bibles it says eon not a day and how long is an eon?

Then God created man, AKA Adam as we all know. (Gen 2:7)

The best part I never noticed before is that on the third day God made Sea Monsters … God rocks and because of that one statement gives me all the proof I need to believe in Nessie … I never doubted you baby! (Gen1:21)

Just throwing out things other people already know, I keep reading he Bible over and over and keep finding things I never noticed before and this other book I am reading is just pointing some of them out … and people think that books are dumb?

Why is it that celebrities and politicians get away with almost anything?

The X VP of the USA not only shot a man in the head, but also got the guy he shot to apologize for it because it upset the VP.

I am SO in the wrong line of work!

OK, the new VP daughter did some cocaine back in 1999 … and?

Do you really want me to go digging through everyone else’s closets who is pointing fingers to see what there children did almost a decade ago?

I don’t think so!

To say that your child has never done anything wrong is a stupid person’s dream, sorry to burst the magical bubble around your head but kids do things that they can and will regret.

So much so, that they passed a law saying that a Juvenal record is not usable against them after becoming adults.

Not that I have taken advantage of that rule …

No kid is perfect … even according to some of the other books and stories about Jesus he had a few bad days … his mother though … would she have been able to throw that proverbial stone first?

Yea, again back to a point …

Why is it that celebrities and politicians get away with so much?

Don’t tell me because of there high paid attorneys either!

Let’s throw La Wife’s favorite performer under the boss shall we?

Billy Joel, AKA Drunk man driving.

Wow, how much jail time … how much for the repeat offence … yea good to be a famous person isn’t it!

The Bush daughters … again, another one we need not talk about right?

Yes, they have money.

Yes, they have good attorneys.

Yes, they have doctors who say that they don’t understand that they are doing is wrong … wait … what?

The math doesn’t add up … if they don’t understand then they need help and should be on drugs to help them realize reality … or in some cases like Brittany, just thrown down a well instead of breeding more insanity into the world!

This is what we should have scene with old Michel Jackson …

Now, Politicians though … they get off themselves and there children because they know people.

I know people too, jus not the same people I guess.

If I break the law I get in trouble.

Mandatory sentencing … o yea not touching that whole illegal issue … would apply to me, Paris Hilton on the other hand though, it does not.

It’s not fare, that’s all I am trying to say.

Equality does not exist in America anymore … that’s a good thing right?

Otherwise we would be Socialists and along the same line as Communism, it can look good on paper when written the right way, it never works out!

The thing is though, if I break the law and Chuck Norris breaks the law we need to be hit by the same standards of the law and treated as equals.

Wesley Snipes argued that he wasn’t tried by his peers … he is correct he wasn’t, that being said, I think we little people judged him correctly and his peers would not have.

I am just kind of ranting so that I have something to post, that being said, have a good day!

But come on already.

When will the big guy’s get smacked down like the rest of us for the things they do?

I guess we all need to remember one or two very important things.

Veva La … something spiffy!

La Wife and I just had to get ready for a massive audit at work.

This was the big one.

The one that says ‘Hea, you all are doing good and can stay open with our approval!’

So we worked real hard, got everything done that everyone wanted done and cleaned things like you can’t believe.

The big belief is that if you throw fresh paint on it and clean everything else, you will pass … sadly, it normally works that way too.

All of that being said, let me tell you about this group of auditors.

We pay them to come and tell us how wonderful a job we are doing, not what we are doing wrong so much, although they will do that to, but for the most part just to tell us we are doing it aright.

They come, they judge, we give money they go away.

So the question is, if we are going to give hem money, aren’t they of course going to say we did good?

Otherwise, we will not invite you back to get more of said money!

They know that we know that they are coming so we clean and act like we are supposed to and follow the rules while they are visiting.

They know once they leave we are back to business as usual so come on, get real.

This is one of the things I hate about government work.

Someone is getting paid under the table and we all know it!

We don’t need this!

We don’t need some private company to come and do our jobs!

We don’t need small teddy bears crawling up next to us in our sleep to whisper how suicide could be such a positive thing in the long run!

NO I SAY!

We have auditors to audit auditors who audit other auditors.

Yea, that’s what I say!

Why?

So Little Johnny can get a job for his brother and then he for his wife and so on and on.

We as a people have voted all of these people into office and let them do this to us.

Wait, stop, lets re-say that … we THINK we have voted these people into office … yea that’s better …

They need a board to talk about if this is wrong or if this is ‘PC’ or whom they might offend if they do this and that.

Let me break it down for you, if it seems bad or you have a question about it … it more then likely is bad and/or will offend someone.

Next note, some people need to be offended though and don’t worry about re-election, do what is right and the people should stand with you … ok worry a little …

Side note: I have said this before but it needs to be said more … SNOW BIRDS SHOULDN’T BE ALOWED TO VOTE!

Back to the point … ish …

People get into politics saying it isn’t about the money … then how is it they vote a raise in every chance they get and I haven’t gotten one in 3 years and was told not to expect one this year either?

I can make it all work, I know I can.

If not me, I know people who can make it work.

Let’s see, Lobbyists … yea gone and out the door.

Foreign aid … lets cut that back a little and help our own people for a while.

Congressmen and Senators who never go to the clubhouse to vote or stand for a point but keep getting elected somehow … gone.

Yea I think on that one I would want to see a mandatory minimum work output for them.

No one would run a company like we run the Government and we all know it.

I am proud to be in American, and by God I will do what needs to be done to protect it, wait, no, to protect & save it.

That being said, how is it that we let these people tell us what to do and how to do it.

What happened to ‘Home of the Free’?

The movie V for Vendetta has the main character say something, that they might have taken form somewhere else but I liked it and am going to use it so I will throw props to them for showing it to me, yea that made since … ‘The Government should be afraid of their people’.

I am not talking about pitchforks and guns along with a convoy of people up to DC, but I am also not so sure anymore that the fear of not getting re-elected again is a big enough consequence.

I mean come one, I want to go to all of the Florida congressmen and then smack most of them because they decided that it wasn’t a good ideal to pass a law against bestiality … WHAT?

Amendment #1 passed by you all and we are now borderline questioning if we will recover from that, and you all think that crazy barn yard love is still OK?

I love my dog people but come on!

What group was lobbying to keep that from passing?

PETA?

They are nuts and all but I don’t even think they would ever go that far … wait … yea they might have.

This was voted on and the majority thought it was a good thing to let keep happening?

How did they sell this ideal?

Congressmen/Senator, if you vote no on the bestiality law, you will never be charged at the goat rental stall again?

COME ON!

We are voting on this stuff?

Leads back to should we make Truck Balls illegal?

Also, how is that law saying that it is up to the owner of the establishment to decide if people can bring their animals into a restaurant or not working out?

I still don’t see anyone doing that one but how much money did we waist getting it on the books?

Also, why do people want everything on the Constitution?

Go ahead and say that it makes it the bottom line and it can’t be taken away form us!

How easy is it to legally carry a gun … what happens if I speak my mind to the President … how about being able to have my own militia incase the government gets a little crazy … or how about social security?

Speaking of that, what gives them the right to take my money and tell me I can’t have it?

They keep pushing the age back so far that I will be 72ish if and/or when I can finally collect it.

Yea, thanks for the help there I should have 2 full retirements at that point so I shouldn’t need it … if I do though I hope to collect it for at least the few years I have left in the nursing home because at that age it isn’t like I can travel the world or do a lot of other fun things!

Back to some semblance of a point though, when did we loose complete control of our station in life?

When did it become that the little guy didn’t have a voice, and was so far out of the loop that if he even tried to be heard he would be pushed away.

Everyone in DC knows each other and/or is related somehow.

The rest of us are just pawns to them, paying for there games.

God Bless America, because we need all the help we can get … from ourselves!

So many times La Wife and I sit around and talk about the past ... and how I need to throw more pictures up into this thing.
It’s normally a shorter conversation on my part but I do try.
We say things like ‘I wish I would have known what I know now back then’, I wish I wouldn’t have’, 'I wish I would have thought of that’ and all kinds of things like that.
You know the lines, you know you have said them too.
I do have some things that I almost regret, and some things I wish I would have done differently but all in all I don’t want to change anything big.

The things I have done lead me to were I am, it isn’t exactly were I wanted to be but it is were I was supposed to end up ... for now.
What in the world would I have done differently you might ask?
You might not but again my Bloguverse so shut up and read on or move on!
Things I wish I would have done …
Kept every movie ticket for every movie I have ever been to.
Worked harder on my writing and spelling skills.
Gotten my ulcer checked sooner, and drank 1% milk instead of drinking a gallon of whole milk a day … I can’t drink that anymore I might add, it's so thick!
Things I might have regretted though if I had that emotion …
How I treated some people who didn’t deserve it, and who in fact deserved so much more.
Learning to late in life that even thought it might be true, you might not need to say it.
Yea, that’s about it … not as bad as I thought actually!
The truth is though, I do look around and wonder how I ended up in Podunk Land.
I wanted to go to the CIA … the cooking school not the government don’t you all know I am all about the antidisestablishmentarianism!
Well, I am actually all about the antidisestablishmentarianism but in truth most people use it incorrectly and I am only using it this time to through a big word into the this blog to try and look and sound smart.
That being said it isn’t so much ‘anti-government’ as so many people think, it was all about not wanting a single church for the US and trying to break away from the Church of England.
Also, it isn’t the longest word (as of 2007 anyway), some lung disorder just took it, brace yourself it might hurt you head …

… Deep Breath … Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis …
Yea, so if you don’t go around breathing the dust around active volcanoes you most likely will not get this and then have to learn how to say it!
So back to the point, it is hard to think that I would be against going into the CIA, I mean I have donated with my military and prison time now almost 11 years of my life to the betterment and safety of my fellow Americans … sounds good that way doesn’t it :P

I actually had fun and wanted to stay in the Army too ... crazy ...
To some other point, everything I did lead to today and more so to tomorrow.
I have in no particular order … a job with benefits, a dog, a house, friends and a wife.
I wake up happy most days, pain yes but happy when I look around.
I know I will never make it big or rich.
I am not looking for a promotion at work.
I only wish for better for others because over all I am doing gooder and gooder!
I still have goals, but I don’t have dreams … that’s sounds sad doesn’t it?

(Other then this ... 2006 Harley Davidson Road King Classic, or something like it ... )

The truth is though, I am living so many peoples dream as it is, so who am I to ask for more?
Everything leads to a point, can’t change the past … just learn to deal with it!
A lot of people are stuck in the past, I am sorry for them.

They can’t break free, it was just to bad and I understand that … but for the rest of us lets look forward to the future and what we still have to do trying not to be lost in our own pasts.

(Sorry, best picture I could find ... close to the point ... right?)
Do I like my past, not always but it made me who I am and placed me where I needed to be to end up in this spot.

So many people are loosing their homes because they lost the jobs and it isn’t looking like it will change soon so again, so how can I complain?

I am blessed and living the dream.

Some of you might know this, most of you probably do not though.

St. Patrick’s day is my favorite holiday!

I can’t give you a real answer as to why though.

I don’t like to go and partake of the green bear.

I don’t have red hair or a thick Irish accent.

I am not from Ireland, although I did visit its airport!

I am not sure that I even have enough Irish blood in me to claim it without being smacked?

It is still my most favorite holiday!

You might ask how I spend this joyous day?

You might not but I will tell you anyway!

I cook up the largest Corn Beef I can find with some red potatoes and cabbage!

Well, that’s how I am doing it this year anyway.

La Wife got pulled off to North Florida for work and will not be home until late.

Then I was stuck in training all day … O the fun of relearning CPR yet again!

What does this mean over all?

I have nothing better to do then to write a Blog and eat all the corn beef myself!

What will I write a Blog about you might ask next?

Aren’t you all a bunch of need-to-knows I might add asking all these questions!

The ‘True’ Story of St. Patrick’s Day, brought to and abbreviated by me!

Once a pone a time there was a Monk named Patrick, he was a slave and broke away to England and found God and decided he needed to save the Irish from there evil Celtic ways and came back and attempted to do so.

So one day everyone was walking around in a joyful mood and low and behold they were all wearing green to boot!

Our little Monk was upset because he was one of the only ones still wearing blown.

So he of course asked around to find out why everyone was in Green.

He found out that this was a sign to show that on May Day you would be ‘participating’ in the May Day after hour’s events.

Our little monk being of a cleaner mind didn’t understand and asked further to find out that on May Day that’s when people who could not conceive children ‘swapped’ there spouses in an attempt to help there friends and neighbors have little bambeto’s of there own.

Them darn Irish are so good to there neighbors … I guess it does take a village to raise a child … hehe

Our little monk was so distraught that he was not informed of this, so that he too could were his green robes, he decided that if he could not join in no one else should do it either.

So he voiced against the people saying that they were sinners and then did all that he could to try and put a stop to it.

The people thinking he was taking this way to seriously decided that they needed to be nice to him and give in to his ego just a little.

So they sainted him and named the day after him so that in the future he would know that on his day he too should wear green.

The problem is he was such a stickler that he found it not only insulting but his pride would not let him back down from his mission, so he continued on trying to stop the villagers from helping there other villagers families to grow.

So now you know the story, and I think I have figured out why I like it so much too!

It is insulting and degrading to a Catholic … yeppers it all makes sense now doesn’t it!

I really do need to go to the Mother Land one year, and truly partake in my cousins great day … as long as I don’t then also go back on May Day I might keep my marriage safe … then again if, no I will for now on say WHEN I go to Ireland, La Wife might not ever come back for her love of the people and the men with accents … 3^rd wife here I come!