I know, happy Sunday Morning to you too!
What the heck is on my mind to bring up those two words as an opening ideal?
Maybe it is just a snag line like the TV news people use to make you watch something thinking it is important when in fact it isn’t?
Like yesterday on Good Morning America when they made a big deal about frozen diet meals not actually having the amount of calories listed on the box as was in the box.
OMG, tell me it isn’t true … a margin of error?
So it says it has 500 calories and it actually has 20% more then that that in it making it 600 calories!
Wait, that means that if you eat 3 of those a day that’s only 1800 calories.
That’s still less then 2000 …
Shouldn’t we be talking about how lazy you are if you eat 3 microwavable meals a day?
I don’t think that your obesity is because of this 300 extra calories a day?
I think we can fix this by you simply walking down more isles in the grocery store then jus the frozen one.
Or, just throwing this out there, cooking burns calories too!
I know, I know, who is this guy and is he actually saying I should cook … and walk?
No, I am over weight too and have been fighting it for years now too.All I am saying is go cook a home cooked meal.
It’s better for you, and tastes SO much better!
If you don’t know how to cook, E-mail me and I will break it down all real simple like for ya.
VEVA LA GRAVY!!!

This though, I am afraid, is not a posting about the joys of gravy.
… I so want smothered pork chops right now …
This, as most of my posts, has something to do with the above aforementioned topic line.
I was listening to some news about how the terrorists said something that just kind of opened my eyes … well ears I guess more so then my eyes but I am sure you will get the ideal.
The leaded of this terrorist group said that they can win this war without firing a bullet.
How is that you ask?
Well, he said that every time America tries to leave an area they just fire off a few more rounds of ammo and run so that the troops keep looking for them.
He said that this was how they defeated Russia, and took full credit for destroying that country because they bankrupted there economy by forcing them to keep fighting and spending more money.

Yep, opens your eyes a little doesn’t it?
No, not the part of how they are using this very same tactic on us right now and it is working, very well I might add.
It’s the part about how they are going to win the war without firing a single bullet.
Then in the next sentence say that as we leave they will in fact shoot at us!
It just goes to prove one of two things to me.
1) They can not be trusted because they openly lied about there battle plans
2) They are not very smart to tell us there battle plans
3’ish) They are smart enough to have a plan that is in fact working

Basic IQ tests say that I am smarter then most … OK some … animals.
That being said, if I have a really cool gun, the best camouflage in the world, all of the tracking equipment to know right where that animal is, and years of training, I can still go out hunting and get nothing.
Then again, I can go another rout too.
I can have all this cool stuff and then try and go into a cave with a bear.
I am better equipped then the bear, smarter then the bear, and dead because the bear killed me as it was protecting it’s cubs.
O, that’s right, we can have all of this stuff but are missing one very important factor.
As the Kids who brought us Captain Planet showed us, we must have Heart.
If a person can lift a car when they hear a child’s screams from under it, or knows in there heart that if they do this one thing they will be sent to a better place because they saved others lives they do amazing things.
Every parent, grandparent and or anyone else who knew that there one action, even if it caused them great bodily harm and/or death, could save the lives of a person and/or ideal that needed support can and would do what was needed, and somehow find that strength to push on even after they shouldn’t be able too.
We are not fighting people, we are fighting an ideal … we can’t win.

I know how to fight an ideal though, lets prove it wrong!
I have said it before, it will not happen because to many White Wigs injoy that lobbyist money.
Pull our people back, set up and close the borders, tax imported cargo, tax companies who outsource, open up the factories again, stop giving out government aid (Except to Jerusalem that is) and help heal out selves.

That being said, what would it be like if we did that?
We would have jobs, money, our children back in the states, a government that was not as corrupt … OK that will never happen but I figured I would throw out at least one joke in here.
We would become a country that was self sufficient though.
We would shut down the middle east because we wouldn’t need there oil.
Causing them to go find the terrorists for us because they want our business back.
We would destroy China because we wouldn’t be buying anymore little plastic bobble head toys.
China would then of course want all of the property that they own, but we shut the borders and will right them an IOU like California is planning.
Then in 6 months, when they are broke we will offer them twenty five cents on the dollar for our land back because we are nice and wish to help stimulate there economy.
The only problem here is if we do tax the outsourcing of jobs, India will be shut down too.
They haven’t done anything bad to us, and are from what I have scene a nice enough people, so that will kind of suck.
We must break eggs to make a cake though … OK I know the saying is an omelet but I don’t like them … I also know that you can now make a cake without eggs but come on, they aren’t that good!

So evil terrorists, even though I try and see things through your eyes in an attempt to understand you, I shake the bottom of my foot in your general directions, but know that I will also offer you my right hand.
Not because it is a great insult, but because I still have hope that this can be resolved all of this before your home gets turned into a giant glass parking lot
Also, I have put up with your poo for so long now, what’s a little more on my hand?

Wait, I said this was about Communism too didn’t !?
Remember I mentioned Russia before?
What, you don’t think that’s enough to mention it into my topic line?
Fine, how about this then …

Yea, I am not all Red or anything, but doesn’t Communism look good on paper?
It really is the fault of man, and the greed in our souls that makes it not work.
People all over the world say that it doesn’t, but look into smaller locations like villages in Africa, Native Americans and Eskimos.
Yes they have a leader/king/priest who speaks for the them, but look at how they run.
Just saying, in places where the people care about each other it seems to work.
Isn’t Communism just like a giant family structure?
I mean in the 50’s style family that is.
1 person goes to work, 1 stays home and takes care of the house, 2 children work at being better then there parents, so that when there parents can’t take care of themselves any longer the children can then take care of them, as they took care of them when they where younger?

Sounds kind of nice like that doesn’t it?
Makes you almost wonder how in a country of Christians that doesn’t seem to work?
It almost seems like it should be the way America is no matter what form of government we elected to have?

Then again, it didn’t work in Russia.
Mainly because it was negative degree’s thought out most of the year and everyone wanted the other guys parka and vodka in attempts to stay warm.
It works in China, but then again we all know that it isn’t Communism there either.