(Day 1 of writing this all down)

So La Wife and I are getting go away next weekend for a week.
It’s that wonderful time of year.
That time of year when the weather starts to change, the holidays are close enough to look forward to and for you to regret that you didn’t start saving and shopping sooner, hurricane season is near over, Halloween is close enough that the sweet smell of decaying pumpkins can be smelt, and … CRUISE TIME!!!

That’s right, once again La Wife and I are going out on a big boat of fun and entertainment.
We are hoping that this trip will be better then last time.
If you have been reading for a while you will remember that we went on a shore excursion in the trolley boat of doom!
Speaking of that, we will be going back to that location this time too …
This trip will be going to Cozumel Mexico, we hope to finally pick up a magnet this time.
Then we head over to Grand Cayman, followed up by Ocho Rios.
Hum, I just pulled up the map, we will be going all the way around Cuba, I guess that’s kind of cool because … I COULD MEET A REAL PIRATE!

If I was a pirate I would so rock out with a sword and the old school pirate pants!
Wait, if I was a pirate that would mean that it is a fantasy world … so my sword would actually be a Light Saber!
No, I wouldn’t be a Sith, possibly a Jedi who has fallen away form the path because I got tired of trying to figure out what the Muppet who talks backwards actually said, but a Sith I would not be!!!
Yea, I also wouldn’t be one of the really bad guys who just goes around killing people.
I am only an X-Jedi, again not a Sith after all.
I would take what I needed, and in an attempt to keep the great cosmic balance I would give large portions to charities and people in need.
You know, like the starving Fly people who have all of the people bugs flying around there heads.
(That’s makes since to me but I just can’t make it sound correct when I write it out, so, it’s a fantasy world and just picture a reversal of all of the starving African children commercials)
That’s right, I would be a Light Saber wielding, pirate’e Robin Hood!
O, and instead of a normal pirate ship I would be pimping out in a Hover Craft!!!
If I am going to dream, I dream dumb …
The sad part is, all of that was typed out in about 30 seconds and then I sat here and thought how cool a life that would be for about 3 minutes … help?

So back to the topic title …
We have so much to do today.
Laundry, dishes, dog washing and general house hold cleaning.
We do this so that when my In-Laws come over to watch Wonder Doggy they can just relax and injoy the atmosphere.
That being said, you see what I am doing right now.
That’s right, none of the housework …

What’s that old saying?
That’s right, the Great Gene Wilder said it best,
“So much time, and so little to do!
…
Strike that, reverse it.”

Back to the cruise though, this trip is going to have a Halloween shindig on it.
La Wife wants to dress up and go along … fun …
She has come up with a couple of cheep costumes I might be interested in.
First was a drunken redneck.
Easy enough, turn blue jeans, mix matched socks with flip-flops, torn white t-shirt with random stains on it and a bear bottle in my hand.
I know, easy right!
The problem is, once they figure out what I do for a living and/or where I live they will just think that I didn’t dress up.
Second is to do something with one of the masks we have hanging on the wall.
I wanted to do something with my drover, boots and all dark clothing.
Then grab a motorcycle helmet and break it in half at work and cover ½ of my face in blood.
La Wife said no because there are supposed to be children there L

This is getting to be stressful with so much to do!
I mean we are leaving Saturday!
Again, where am I?
Sitting hear working on 2 websites, writing a Blog that even I know is lackluster in nature, and thinking a nap sounds so good …

(Day 2 of writing because what all I wrote yesterday sucked and I refused to post it)

So yesterday, I went of to do things around the house … and got sidetracked …
I did finish with some of the stuff that needed to get done.
In the end of the night though I find myself at Perkins with a bunch of friends until around midnight.
That means today is cram day … if I was normal I could make a comment right now about how that takes me back to my high school and/or collage years.

Yesterday (Day 1) was in fact productive though.
As I said, I did do some of the house work.
La Wife ended up going out with her sister and after that got over to Wally World to get, hopefully, the last of the stuff we needed for the trip.
We also came up with costumes for or on board boat adventure.
I will be a cowboy, she will be a cow-girl … nope the not the silly bowlegged dip in your mouth cowgirl type.
A Girl Cow!
The cute kind with a bell, red bow and of course cute little cow ears!
For those of you who know me well, yes, me as a cowboy is in fact dressing out of the norm … silly rednecks!

I REALY RELY REALY need to get to work though.
So, although I have not filled your minds with wonder and wisdom, know that I will again soon get back to a meaningful topic.
I mean Halloween is coming up and I HAVE to say something about that!!!