OK, so how to start this up?
How about like this?
When you add in the word OK into what ever you are doing, is it supposed to be capitalized?
What does it mean anyway?
O, shut up I know it means that things are all right!
I mean, what does it stand for?
I could look it up but I need to get to the point that I am going for here so I will not, and I might very well be lost in a void of uncertainty when I find myself using it improperly for the rest of time.
You know like when people say that they were assaulted, when in fact they got battered.
I love that one.
Yea go ahead and think what you want, I, being the wonderful person that I am, will break it down REAL easy like for you peeps.
Assault = The threat of an action that would lead toward the end result of harm
Aggravated Assault = The person who wants to smack you down is hard core, or a weapon might be involved
Battery = You got smacked down
Aggravated Battery = You got smacked down MMA Style, or a weapon was again involved

How to remember this you might ask?
Have you ever heard of ‘Assaulted Wife Syndrome’?
Nope, it’s Battered … just like how I like my chicken!

I know, you all are looking it up and it says that assault is the attacking, it’s wrong.
That’s just become the English language is an evolving monster that keeps getting stupider with each generation.

The first part to this last little section was, if ever your spouse hits you and you call the police say it right and then make it witty like ‘She battered me with like a Fried Green Tomato!’ … Then watch the officer try not to smile … it’s a fun game I promise!

The second part to that section above is Brought to you by the letter B … wait, sorry losing it I fear …

When I have doubts on if something in the written word is right or not, or even if it isn’t but I want to know if it works in the weird way I am aiming for, I ask La Wife.
She is one of the GREATEST wordsmith I know, with an imagination that rivals … well, it even rivals mine!
Honestly though, she’s got some talent but being the modest little mouse that she is, she doesn’t show it off at all.
She so could have been a Bard!

So lets see what kind of trouble I can get myself into now shall we?
She doesn’t do it often and this bothers me, so I am going to try and make her feel bad and at the same time get you all hooked on her works so that you too can demand her to keep her God given writing skills and imagination going.
I honestly feel everything happens for a reason.
That being said, she was given a gift, it must be to share it right?
She says I don’t say enough about her work, I don’t … it’s a genetic/learned thing from being in my family … we don’t seem to complement each other.
Mind you, I like it that way, but La Wife deserves some props so here I go …

I am not saying this because you are my wife, or just a blind complement to make you happy, you are a good writer in a world of people of our generation who think they can when in fact they can’t.
You don’t write the silly poetry like the girl who thinks her life sucks, or the boy who knows 3 cords on his 6 stringer, who thinks he’s the best.
This is the work of a woman who has cried the tears of joy, and laughed at the situations that have dropped others to their knee in sorrow.
Simply because it was all you could do to keep your sanity.
You heart and mind know what it means to wish the best, and help in anyway that you can for the stranger next to you trying to reach there goals and dreams.
When in fact your own seem so far away with no help in sight.
I cant help you out as much as you deserve … but who knows, this might catch the eye of the right person it needs to … then you can get noticed, and find the money you deserve.
So that I might be one of the lucky people who will be able to see you fulfill your other dreams, like you deserve!

Brace yourselves people, this isn’t the crud my generation thinks is passable as ‘Art’, this is the real thing …

You rock hun, prove me right (We all know that you can do that!) and show it off …

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SECTION!

HEHE, I am so in trouble ...I’m going to go run and hide now … it was nice knowing everyone … please click on her link and let her know what you think!