All About Me:
Hum, what to say about me …
Well my name is John and I am a 30 something year old guy in a dead end job.
Yep, that about explains it now doesn’t it?
Wait, I need to put more down don’t I? 
I am a procrastinator.
I am over weight, I will start my diet tomorrow ...
I wanted to be a Chef when I was younger and go to the CIA (Culinary Institute of America), but like all dreams it didn't work out.
I wanted to get into Law Enforcement ... and have in a way I guess?
I wanted to do stand up comedy ... it was harder then it looked, and that didn't work out either.
I am one of the few, the proud native Floridian’s!
Being one of the few and the proud … I am thinking about moving up north.
I am happily married now and have been a few years.
Yes, I was married once before, obviously it didn’t work out.
My wife and I don’t have any children, but we do have a dog … same thing right?
I was in the Army, they broke me and decided I Wasn’t worth their time anymore telling me to go home.
Before that they did me the favor of letting me travel the world … OK a lay over in Paris and Ireland then a few months in a desert … I think that still counts, yea I am going to say it does, it helps me feel better about it.
I write a Blog about once a week about what ever is on my mind, or whatever picture I think is fitting my mood that day.
I guess if you are reading this you probably already know that and have scene the link above for it?
I also have a little comic strip thing called Bar’s & Stripe’s, again you probably have already scene the link for that now too.
Wow, I got nothing and am starting to think that this section is a waist of time.

I'll guess I'll work on this again some other day ... or not ...

O, look I worked on it again, that means I should delete the line about working on this another day right?
I figured I would throw in a previous job, and education related section to try and convince you all that I am a credible source of information and that you should listen to my opinions and follow them blindly like the little Murder I have raised you into!
If you don't get the Murder reference go back and read my Blog ... it means you all are my followers ... you know like a flock, but of Crow's, that’s called a Murder ... never mind lets move on already before even I loose interest in this stupid paragraph ...

It all started way back in the day, you know back when child labor law's where not enforced and I, like my sister before me, was shoved into the life of house work and yard care.
This might not sound so bad, except one of our parents who will remain nameless would then sell our pure innocent young souls to the local elders to do the the evils they needed done too.
Thanks for the memories ... and the lessons in responsibility ...
We, getting older and tired of such actions, decided that once we could be protected by the fare labor laws as adults would branch out and find other work's.
That lead me onto this life I now lead and granted me the experience and knowledge that I have now, and that I give unto you.

Lawn Care: My father pimped me out to the local hags as an indentured servant
Boy Scout Camp's: Camp stuff, life in general made me leave
Construction: Yea, did that for a time too
Walgreen's: Stock Boy/Cashier - Let Go, dyslexia and money handling don't go well together
Wendy's: General Slave - Left after a disagreement with the manager
Ponderosa Buffet and Grill: Let go, under age labor laws ...
Grimm Haunted House: Spook, left to join the Army
Army: 88M 'Truck Driver', disability
Wal-Mart: Deli clerk, girls and work don't mix well ...
Grimm Haunted House, again: Spook again ... I stayed for years while working at other places. I Finlay left when another job was more full time with better pay
Happy Day's Arcade: Sales and  machine repair, let go after supposedly threatening the manager
The Yellow Submarine: Sales/child care, boss/friend  and I had a disagreement ... I think I won?

Then it was time to grow up ... HAHA!
Circle K: Sales Clerk, left becosue it sucked ... O and I was robbed the second night working there!
Some Strange Art Place: Yea, I did door to door art sales ... for a day ...
Orkin: Termite Tech, let go do to a small yelling incident ...
Florida Department of Corrections: Corrections Officer, failed a test in school and they let me go
Dominoes Pizza: Delivery driver, left it for the next job
Shades of Green: Hotel security, left for the next job
Florida Department of Corrections: Corrections Officer, again ... left it for the next job
Florida Department of Corrections: Regional Fleet Maintenance Supervisor ... less pay, no respect but weekends and holidays off, left it because my boss and I didn't see eye to eye anymore and I was afraid I would not be able to leave the prison at night anymore if I didn't get away from him ...
Florida Department of Corrections: ... I am seeing a pattern too ... Back into security, haven't left yet ...

Now the comic strip makes a little more since ... it might all be based on some form of truth ... scary isn't it MUHAHA!!!

Now during all of this time, I was getting some sort of education too.
Let's take a quick look at that now shall we?

I made it to High School ... then dropped out the day I turned 16 because I was about to get kicked out for missing to much school ... yea I didn't even make it a whole 9 weeks through the first year ...
Got my GED and while I was working toward that I went to a vocational school to learn about Culinary Arts, and Automotive Repair for a while.
Not completing either but learning a lot along the way ... I would like to think ...
Then ended up in Community Collage and got a Correctional Certification ... mind you this is not a degree but I did go to school for like 6 months at 8 to 10 hours a day.
That’s the place I failed a test and got let go of by the Department of Corrections mind you.
I am looking at going back to school because my job will pay for it now ... wow I can see why I am not the brightest bulb around now.

Now that we have this filled out lets see what all it actually says shall we?
Hum, yea I can't come up with anything either and now that I read over it, I wouldn't listen to a darn word I have to say either.
That being said, you know you want to!


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